Patience my good people. We all remember what happened the last time there was a...

stingraycharles · on Nov 12, 2012

Out of curiosity: what are you referring to?

louthy · on Nov 12, 2012

The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

giardini · on Nov 12, 2012

Isn't that a tachyon?

xentronium · on Nov 12, 2012

The news was that neutrino was measured to have FTL speed.

stonemetal · on Nov 12, 2012

Probably the faster than light neutrino a little while back. Turned out to be a loose cable if I recall correctly.

huxley · on Nov 12, 2012

I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting:

"Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."

DiabloD3 · on Nov 13, 2012

Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.

huxley · on Nov 14, 2012

Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"

bonobo · on Nov 12, 2012

Although it seems like the gp misread decay.

TallGuyShort · on Nov 12, 2012

"decay", not "delay"

wheelerwj · on Nov 12, 2012

ah hell. Poor reading skills this morning.