The public TLS PKI was never supposed to serve every use case and you know it. But let me point out when it was possible to get a public CA certificate for an XMPP server with SRVname and xmppAddr:
Certificate:
Data:
Version: 3 (0x2)
Serial Number: 1096750 (0x10bc2e)
Signature Algorithm: sha256WithRSAEncryption
Issuer: C = IL, O = StartCom Ltd., OU = Secure Digital Certificate Signing, CN = StartCom Class 1 Primary Intermediate Server CA
Validity
Not Before: May 27 16:16:59 2015 GMT
Not After : May 28 12:34:54 2016 GMT
Subject: C = DE, CN = chat.yax.im, emailAddress = hostmaster@yax.im
X509v3 extensions:
X509v3 Subject Alternative Name:
DNS:chat.yax.im, DNS:yax.im, xmppAddr:chat.yax.im, dnsSRV:chat.yax.im, xmppAddr:yax.im, dnsSRV:yax.im
Ironically, this was the last server certificate I obtained pre-LetsEncrypt.
This post here is the demonstration, that some non-WebPKI purpose is causing issues and complaints. This has happened before with SHA-1 deprecation. WebPKI does not want this burden and should not have this burden.
Let's Encrypt also provides value by providing signed TLS certificates that are enrolled in all major operating systems, and that can be used to authenticate any TLS server.
This is a significant and important use case that's totally ignored by the "WebPKI" proponents, and there is no alternative infrastructure that would provide that value if WebPKI would e.g. decide to add certificate constraints limiting issued certificates to TCP/433.