The year is 20XX.
You return to your slave cube to find what you assume is a PC running "Plan 9 from Microsoft".
You are shocked at it's convenient features:
The world's information is merely one click away.
The world's browsers are simply two clicks away.
Dispensing candy is an easy ctrl-triple-click.
Bootstrapping a compiler is just the konami code backwards.
Printing the screen is really simple as hitting PrintSrc and loading your printer with $300 cyan ink cartridges.
However turning the computer off is a week-long process that involves arguing with the built-in HAL9000
The world's information is merely one click away.
The world's browsers are simply two clicks away.
Dispensing candy is an easy ctrl-triple-click.
Bootstrapping a compiler is just the konami code backwards.
Printing the screen is really simple as hitting PrintSrc and loading your printer with $300 cyan ink cartridges.
However turning the computer off is a week-long process that involves arguing with the built-in HAL9000