Damn it, I don't need another computer. I really don't need another Linux machine in my life, even if it runs Debian - which I like very much - and probably runs it very well. I don't have a use case for a machine like this, even if it does appear very much to be the pocket computer I've never quite managed to stop wanting since earliest childhood. But I'm a grownup now, with adult-sized responsibilities, and I don't want for more worthy purposes to which to put the money I would spend on this.
And yet...